100 Days of Trump: Welcome to the Chaos Circus

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Trump First 100 Days — Trump Firs 100 Days

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You wake up on January 20, 2025, and realize you’re in the middle of a political roller coaster—Day 1 of President Trump’s second term. Here’s your fast‐track guide to the first 100 days, broken into six headline moments. Buckle up.

Day 1 (Jan 20, 2025): Energy Emergency Meets DEI Shutdown

You hear the “energy emergency” alarm blare through every news app—Trump wants to cut your utility bills next year. Then, almost immediately, he signs an order wiping out every federal Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion program. Poof—no more DEI officers, no more trainings, not even environmental justice roles. You half expect “Efficiency Certificates” stamped with chainsaw-wielding eagles to start arriving in your mailbox.

Day 8 (Jan 27, 2025): Student Loan Forgiveness—Canceled

A week in, and student‐loan relief disappears. Trump redefines “public service” to boot nonprofits and teachers off the popular forgiveness program. You picture your buddy from college, relieved she’d escape debt—only to find her “debt-free” diploma is now a horror-story script. Meanwhile, the Department of Education revs up wage garnishments and tax-refund seizures. You clutch your coffee mug like it’s a lifeline.

Day 21 (Feb 10, 2025): Deportations on Overdrive

By February 10, ICE raids are so aggressive that green-card holders—and even some citizens—are scrambling to prove they belong. You read tales of families torn apart while Washington debates “How fast can we deport?” You wonder if someone lost the “land of opportunity” memo.

Day 50 (Mar 11, 2025): DOGE Department Gets Real

At mid-March, you learn Elon Musk is in charge of the new Department of Government Efficiency—nicknamed DOGE. Forget rockets; now he’s firing thousands of federal workers, freezing toilet repairs in national parks, and demanding selfie-proof that employees are “real.” You can’t tell if it’s a dystopian startup or a government gone mad.

Day 97 (Apr 26, 2025): The Papal Plot Twist

Just when you think you’ve seen it all, Trump jets to Newark for Pope Francis’s funeral on April 26. You check the date twice, sure it’s satire. Yet there he is, beside bishops in purple robes, offering condolences like he’s at a backyard BBQ gone solemn. You laugh because, honestly, what else can you do?

Day 100 (Apr 29, 2025): Absurdity Wins

On Day 100, you’ve developed a weird fondness for the chaos. You imagine DEI trainers sneaking into closets to erase posters, loan-agents tapping calculators like slot machines, and ICE officials wrestling with birth certificates. You picture Musk live-streaming budget cuts with chainsaw sound effects. You survived ten thrillers in ten weeks—and you still have your sense of humor.

What You’ve Learned

Expect the unexpected. One day it’s tariffs; the next, chainsaw stamps.
Back up your paperwork. Birth certificates, loan records, DEI diplomas—you’ll want copies.
Laugh through the madness. It’s the only sane response when toilet repairs are national news.

Looking Ahead: Day 101 and Beyond

Here you stand at 100 days—relieved you still have a paycheck, and nervous for what’s next. “Operation Flamethrower” to cut red tape? Pardoning chickens for National Poultry Day? Elon selling SpaceX badges on Mars? Whatever comes, you’re ready. You made it through the first 100 days—bring on the sequel!

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